has science invented a way to lay on your side while wearing headphones yet
PAJAMAS FOR YOUR EARS
she didnt break the fourth wall she motherfucking punched a hole in it
is nobody gonna talk about netflix’s knockoff movies because i am
like i dont know about you guys but i lost my shit at CHOP KICK PANDA
like they couldnt have done KARATE CHOP PANDA or DROP KICK PANDA??? no they went with CHOP KICK
if it makes you feel any better this picture of me is in my high school yearbook and half my teachers came up to me and congratulated me on having the most embarrassing one and said they all laughed about it at a faculty meeting
are you raven symone
“dad why is there no breakfast?”
“we hit toast limit, son”
Dispatcher: 911, what’s your emergency?
Me: IT’S -40 OUTSIDE!
Dispatcher: This is Alberta, have a nice day.